The chronicles of one woman's bedrest adventure ...
Ash, this is so awesome, it is truly amazing!!!!! I just read all of your entries with Annette on the phone! We really enjoyed reading your comments and had alot of laughs. What a great idea to help you pass the time you are spending on bedrest. I especially loved the light blinking, that just melted my heart. How sweet! and Hollands comments about this boring place and poor mommy. Did you see Oprah's show about the "The Secret"? It is all about being grateful and seeing the positives in every situation every day! Annette and I started practicing this today, the very same day you started your blog!!
Hi Ash, How fun is this! I will be your comment queen so keep the blogging coming. Hope you are having a somewhat happy Friday, will you be having a vistor-filled weekend? Mary
Holland is definitely on to something. Someone (I forget who) once said that "A hospital is no place for a sick person to be". Ditto for pregnant ladies - probably because it's so friggin' boring. And I would suggest adding Sudoku puzzles to your pile of material. And don't forget college basketball - March madness is right around the corner!I think it's great that you called the administration out on the lack of compassion. For better or for worse, it's the squeaky wheel that gets ... heard ... or however it goes, and hopefully they'll be paying a little more attention to things like that.And thanks for starting the blog to keep us posted. My prayers are with you.
Hi Ash,I love this! I hope is well today- I just put Wallace to bed-today-he is a momma's boy-I think it is only because I watched nemo for the 100th time-tomorrow I may not be so lucky, Neal might do something equally amazing to a 2 year old. Our prayers are with you Ang
good morning from the Eastern Time Zone you beautiful - southern styled hot smoking southern fried sizzling babe of a honey!!!!!! Nascar starts with the BUD SHOOTOUT this weekend WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO and i was thinking about how we never talk about racing and the fact that Toyota is going to be joining Nascar......Did you know that Toyota will have the only carmanufactured the United States of America!!! GO TOYOTA!!!! LOVE YA- NEAL (Grumpy Bear is my indian name)
Do you ever feel sorry for the GEICO caveman? - I do.
I just realized it's 3am on the west coast.....i bet your sleeping and dreaming of fried okra.....
#2 The Ten Commandments of Grits1. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.2. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits; for this is blasphemy.3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits.4. Thou shalt only use Salt, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits.5. Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits.6. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.7. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.8. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.9. Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either.10. Thou shalt not put sugar or syrup on thy Grits.
Dumb Washington LawsAll lollipops are banned. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. You are not allowed to breast feed in public. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib.You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. Seattle You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. Spokane TV's may not be bought on Sundays.You can buy a TV 24-7 at Walmart down south WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONASCAR RULLLLLLLLEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!GO DALE JR!
"I thought the only space traveler who wore a wig and an adult diaper was William Shatner." --David Letterman
As Ricky Bobby would say "I just want to say thanks baby jesus for my HOT SMOKIN WIFE!!!!!!" Go NASCAR!!!!!! SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to apologize for the comments made by sleep-deprived husband (except for the hot smokin' wife part,of course), for he know not what he does at 6 in the a.m.-he thinks he is being funny! Angie
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