I was up for parole yesterday at my ultrasound appointment. I was pretty sure I'd earned some time off my sentence for good behavior, and that the warden, after reviewing the latest ultrasound results, would recognize that my cervix was not a danger to society and could be be released to house arrest.
Request DENIED. "you're cervix flunked", the warden said.
So, a second parole request can be made in 2-3 weeks.
Back to the slammer for me.